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| Q: What do women and tax forms have in common? A: Men love to cheat on them. |
Wife: Do you have change for a dollar? Husband: Sure, Baby. Wife: That's no way to address an Wife Now let's try it again, Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! |
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| A Feminist asks, Where are the lady buddhas? No book has yet been written in praise of a woman who let her husband and children starve or suffer while she invented even the most useful things, or wrote books, or expressed herself in art, or evolved philosophic doctrine |
At every step the child should be allowed to meet the real experiences of life. The thorns should never be plucked from his roses. |
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| Problem with Sadhus and their opinion is that they have no family to take care of; their family, their lineage, their world - everything ends with them… while for a family person, everything good and new starts with him. | 4. Mt Everest cartoon – why does world worships man on mountain? It is a fine thing to be out on the hills alone. A man can hardly be a beast or a fool alone on a great mountain. |
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| What we must look for here is first religion and moral principles; secondly the gentlemanly conduct; and thirdly the intellectual ability. |
8. I am a source of satisfaction to him, a nurse, a toy, a piece of furniture, a woman – nothing more! |
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| 10. He sometimes forgets that he is Caesar, but I always remember that I am Caesar’s daughter. – Daughter of Augustus replying to a suggestion that she should live in the simple style of her father, which contrasted with her own extravagance clothes. |
Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? Becoz they are rascals! | |
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| To a Muslim Man, It is not fair that you have pleasure of two wives... Muslim replies, I have two mother-in-laws also! | Who wears pants in your house? Man: I do and I also wash and iron them! | |
| An man is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup! | cartoon: political news!!! AND ...He too is also going to join the majority! |
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| MAKE CARTOON: Someone said of a very great egoist, He would burn your house down to cook himself a couple of eggs, Nicolas Chamfort, French writer, Caractiers et anecdots. | cartoon: wife interior designer,francophone... No part of the walls is undecorated. from everywhere the praise of the lord is drummed into you. |
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| Its tasty when you try! | water, sweat, tears or the sea, its salt that make things better. | |
| E-Card - Insult a man today! | E-Card - Insult a man today! | |
| E-Card - Make a man laugh today! | E-Card - Make a man laugh today! | |
| The hardest thing is to watch the one you love, love somebody else! | No man/woman is worth your tears, the only one who is will never make you cry |
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| As I have walked through life i've learned that we should always leave our loved ones with loving words, it may be the last time we see them! | How come we don't know how love beging, but always know when it ends. | |
| Make your life chemistry practical, filter your sorrows, evaporate your tears, and you will get a crystal clear life! | If you cry at the setting sun, you will never be able to see stars! | |
| Some people make the world special by being in it. |