Blog of an Angry Mom!

Khaana, khaana or khaana!!! Aur kuch hai dimaag mein? Neither you like to tidy your room, nor you like to help me in daily chores; the only thing you love to do is EAT! You love to eat. Any time and all the time! I mean how can you eat so much? Is there a stomach or a well inside your body? Irrespective of the fact that you are not even hungry you just eat as you don't have anything else to do! Oh I have nothing to do, so why not have a party in my mouth? Right!!

Bus kitchen me kuch dikh jaye, khaye bina raha nahi jaegana? Just because food is available at home, why not snack it to delight yourself! I have complained it thousand times that you don't just eat, you overeat. You eat so disgustingly that a middle aged man is better suited than you, a youngster hardly in his teens! As a mother I hate to see your stuffed mouth 24/7. This irrational habit of yours gives me no pride. Meri toh koi izzat hi nahi hai? I very well know that my words will have little or no effect. You will continue stuffing yourself the way you are used to. Because you can't do without it. Do something positive or constructive instead! Keep yourself Busy! Khali dimaag shaitan ka ghar hota he!! Yaha toh khaali dimaag shaitan ka pet he!!

Even if it is a matter of climbing just one flight of stairs you pant and you puff and wheeze like an old man. Shameful! This is just the result of your eating habits. Kids of your age bound up the stairs two at a time and look at yourself you cannot run a hundred meters, let alone a mile and you talk of cricket. Football is light years beyond you if you cannot walk, let alone run. You are not a sprightly young kid with an inquisitive mind, never at rest. You are a sloth, a mass of tissues that passes for a child, a human child. Even animals do not gorge beyond what they need. Ever seen an animal in the wild that is obese? It is only homegrown cats and dogs that are porcine in their appearance. Like you!

Does that make you want to stop over eating?

I bet it doesn't. Like the Empress of Blanding, the pig, you will grow in all directions except the right one. If your mind worked at the same pace as your mouth does, you would be a mine of information, not the mountain of fat you are. Kha kha ke fat jaoge ek din!!

When I pass by people, they say, “That is fatty's mother. I wish they said, “That is the mother of that exceptional and smart kid.” People blame me that you have been overfed, or even forcefully fed. Unhe kya pata ghar mein me kitna cheekhti hu tumpe! Beta, Stop Over Eating! I am not your enemy, it hurts me to see you this way. Yours is an age to run, be active and enjoy physical activities. These activities also keep you off food and help your mind grow. You want to grow up into a fit man don't you? Overeating happens out of boredom and lack of activities. I want to get you involved in a heap of activities; at home and on the field. When you are busy, you will not even feel hungry. And you will be fit and able to climb three steps at a time, hop and skip and jump, the way you normally should.

I know busy parents neglect children and they end up in front of TV sets with a pack of snacks to munch on like a couch potato and this becomes a habit. It is difficult to stop all of a sudden. I do not ask you to stop like switching off a light. You can start by considering our advice and taking part in activities we recommend. You become busy and you will find no time to eat, let alone over eat. If you stop overeating your body becomes slim and trim and you can wear smart, trendy clothes. You can show off and look smart. You can strut. You can swagger. Ever seen any fatties swaggering? You did not. That is one good reason to stop overeating.

Just let us help and we know you can stop over eating and become the real ‘You’. By over eating, you are only punishing yourself and doing yourself harm. Lose weight and help yourself find a better life ahead.

So, let us start today?!