Five Funniest contradicting phrases: (1) Clearly misunderstood There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “Great" he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation. (1) Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid. (2) Use your ‘Mastercard’to pay your ‘Visa’. (3) When someone says, “Have a nice day!" tell them you've made other plans. (4) Make a “Thing to do" list of things you have already done. (5) Pay your electric bill in coins. Diversity of religious belief systems and the energetic engagement within diversity is important for progress of a society. Interactive relationship between diverse religions increases tolerance, understanding and removes stereotype, the half-truth, the fears that underlie old patterns of division and violence. All spiritual paths are finally leading to the same sacred ground. All religions have some great valuable truth to offer. All religion are equally valid ways leading to God. There are many paths to God. They all lead to same goal. People of the world, whatever race or religion, derive their inspiration from one heavenly source called God. Therefore understanding and peaceful co-existance between all religions will lead an easy way to ultimate mysterious divine reality. God is one. May God Bless Our Home, Our World! -------------------------------------------------------- According to a Washington Post report, Contrary to the popular belief, a recent World Value Survey reveals that world's most developed countries like the United States of America, United Kingdom are the least racist in the world. The survey says that the developing countries like India, Bangladesh, and Jordan are among the least tolerant of people belonging to another race. Hong Kong tops the list of countries with the highest intolerance towards people of another race. According to the World Value Survey, 71.8 % of residents in Hong Kong do not wish to live next to a person of a different race. India, a country known for its racial and cultural diversity ranks fourth, according to the survey, in showing intolerance towards people of another race with 43.5 % of its population preferring a neighbor of similar race. -------------------------------------------------------- I want to be a 5 year old again! I want to play in ground with mud. I want to fly kites and paper made airplanes. I want to eat colourful gems, toffees and feel like having world's best food. I want to lie under a big tree and watch the ants march up its trunk. I want to bring my friends home and my mom can give us all ‘Neembu-Pani’ in a hot summer's day. I want to think that world is fair and ethical place. I want to believe that life is simple and be unaware of all the things that should make me worried. I want to think that coins are better than notes because they are fancy and weigh more. I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life. I want to be happy and excited by the little things. I want to believe in the power of Smiles, He-Man, Barbies, Hugs, Kind Words, Truth, Dreams, Imagination, Tooth Fairy and a Mumma’s Kiss is that makes a hurt and pain go away, that my parents are the strongest people in the world! You may take my Credit Cards, Cheque-Book, Car Keys, Stocks, Investments, Bank Accounts, Insurance Premiums, Job, House, Email Passwords, Cell Phones, Computer and expensive watch. But return my young age...my childhood... I want to be a 5 year old again!
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An Interesting Experience! One morning I was on my way home and was very tired after working a 12 hour night shift. I stopped at a local restaurant to have breakfast. It was really a truck stop and I was the only customer. Right after I placed my order I saw a man come in. He was carrying a small backpack and looked like he had seen better times. He reached in his pocket and pulled out some change. He asked the waitress if 38 cents was enough to buy a cup of coffee. She looked at his hand and said, “Of course, have a seat." (Coffee was 50 cents a cup at the time.) It really struck me how she had tried to preserve his pride and how he had not asked for any charity. Shortly before my food came. I motioned for the waitress to come over. I said, “You know, I am not feeling well. I don't think I am going to be able to eat my breakfast. Do you think there is anyone here who might eat it?" She first asked if I was ok and then she understood. She said, I think so. Are you sure? I told her that I was sure. She then walked over to the gentleman and told him that I had ordered food and it was too late to stop the order but I didn't feel like eating. Would he be so kind as to take it so that they wouldn't have to throw it out? I had walked to the cash register and was paying for the meal. At the cash register, I asked if they had gift cards. They did. I purchased one for $25.00 and asked them to give it to the gentleman after I left. This man's quiet dignity touched me in ways that I don't even fully comprehend. ------------ Here are some of the funny or believable or unbelievable things which happens in our life; these may be called law of nature: 1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you may never get it “Busy” or “Engaged”. 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: The moment your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat (Puncture) tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre. 6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, then your telephone rings. 7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. 8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, at that moment it will definitely work! 9. LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee become cold. What do you think? |
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