Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying...
“Come on kid," the bus driver said “You're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette!!!"
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A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said “I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
“I smoke ten cigars a day" she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke and drink one bottle of alcohol. Apart from that, I eat only junk food. On weekends I eat lots of medicines and I do not
exercise at all."
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
“Thirty-four", she replied.
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